two guys probably
bro 1: dude you clean yourself? bro what are you a GIRL?
bro 2: bro no look my shampoo says "FOR MEN" on it
bro 1: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

thatmoustachetho:

I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase

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internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

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skyfanferreira:

Sky for Friend the Magazine.

"   When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?   "
Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via insanity-and-vanity)
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"   Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you   "
30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)