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Before you send someone an ugly message, perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals, and contemplate why you’ve reached this point.

pupdateblog:

this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking

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"   As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “wonderful” like they’re candy. It was awesome? Really? It inspired awe? It was wonderful? Are you serious? It was full of wonder? You use the word “amazing” to describe a goddamn sandwich at Wendy’s. What’s going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born? How will you describe it? You already wasted “amazing” on a fucking sandwich.   "
Louis C.K. (via bl-ossomed)
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He says ‘I don’t get it, why are you still a virgin at 24?’

He says ‘I don’t believe you, I’ve seen you walk, virgins don’t walk like that’

He says, ‘That ain’t natural, people are supposed to fuck.’

He asks ‘Why though? No offence though.’

I ask ‘When was your first time?’

He says ‘I was 12’

He says ‘I know what you’re thinking, that’s too young.’

I look at his knuckles, he has two good hands.

He says ‘She was older than me.’

I ask ‘How old?’

And he says ‘It’s better that the girl is older, that’s how I learnt all things I know’

He licks his lips.

I ask again ‘How old?’

He says ‘I could use one finger to make you sob’

I think of my brother in prison and I can’t remember his face.

I ask again ‘How old?’

He says ‘Boys become men in the laps of women, you know?’

I think of my mother’s face lined with her bad choices in men.

He says ‘If you were mine you wouldn’t get away with this shit, I’d eat you for hours, I’d gut you like fruit.’

I think of my cousin’s circumcision, how he feels like a mermaid, not human from the waist down.

He says ‘I’d look after you, you know?’

I laugh, I ask for the last time ‘How old?’

He says ‘34.’

He says ‘She was beautiful though and I know what you’re thinking but it’s not like that, I’m a man, I’m a man, I’m a man. No one could ever hurt me’.

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Warsan Shire, Crude Conversations With Boys Who Fake Laughter Often (via paintdeath)
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sixpenceee:

ARE BABIES BORN WITH THE NATURAL ABILITY TO SWIM?

Babies have reflexes that make them appear to be good swimmers. One of them is called the dive reflex, this causes babies to hold their breathe and open their eyes when submerged. 

Swedish researchers studying the dive reflex in 21 infants between 4 to 12 months old found that none of them inhaled water or choked when under water. They also noted that the babies didn’t seem apprehensive about the next dive. In fact, some seemed eager to dive again!

Until about 6 months, babies also have a swimming reflex which will cause them to move their arms up and down in a swimming motion. However, this doesn’t mean that babies can swim, and they don’t protect a baby from drowning. It’s dangerous for a baby to swallow large amounts of pool water also.

Be careful any parents of tumblr with your children!

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